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Nov. 17th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

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Nov. 16th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

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Nov. 15th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Tue, 19:14: Buck’s Inn located near Montezuma Bay on Grand Lake Saint Mary’s in Montezuma, Ohio. Celina and the City Of St.... https://t.co/jFLE892JVF
  • Tue, 19:21: Twisters is located in Continental, Ohio versus Kelly’s Island or South Bass Island or some of those other... https://t.co/s5Q8tTe6I0
  • Tue, 19:41: Some of these abandoned buildings have things that spark your curiosity as you drive by. Golden Age cola hasn’t... https://t.co/ackc1KJtPy
  • Tue, 22:09: New Matamoras, Ohio was named after the battle of Matamoros during the Mexican-American War. That was before... https://t.co/yO9vh1FHby
  • Wed, 07:46: I need to invent a coffeemaker that swears at me in the morning and tells me all kinds of things I don’t want to hear!
  • Wed, 09:39: Should drug companies be prohibited from advertising in the same way we prohibit advertising for cigarettes?
  • Wed, 10:24: I have no idea where this was located other than it was in Cleveland somewhere. It really does look like this... https://t.co/NkjE6x7Wli
  • Wed, 10:42: Yes! One day I want to drive three hours all the way to Lima, Ohio just to look at quirky and useless places... https://t.co/o1wvQ1j6bY
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Nov. 14th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Mon, 13:00: A cop wanted to know why I was throwing rocks at a street light. I said,"It's because I didn't see YOU! Republican White Trash!"
  • Mon, 13:01: Actually I didn't shoot my mouth off to a cop after throwing rocks at street lights. I just wanted to!
  • Mon, 13:08: Is it possible to dislike Hillary Clinton and not be sexist? It's possible but I've never seen it happen before!
  • Mon, 13:14: If Donald Trump were a woman, those sexist white men would have NEVER made him president!
  • Mon, 13:50: I don't mind people in Cleveland protesting the police but when it comes to any local elections 8 out of 10 people stay home!
  • Mon, 13:57: What would I give to see “Pig Face” impeached? I wouldn’t give up my life or my health or my cats but I might... https://t.co/uDoqf92qvk
  • Mon, 19:36: Whenever I see one of those stinky Cleveland Browns in their tight pants, I just want to kick their asses so hard they fall over!
  • Mon, 20:09: Most gazebos are located in a city park or something. This gazebo is located in the middle of the intersection... https://t.co/XbLKS3OEWy
  • Mon, 22:02: Some people have it right. Get rid of the boyfriend or girlfriend and keep the cat!
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Nov. 13th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

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Nov. 11th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Fri, 12:03: Am I going to take time to honor our veterans tomorrow? Um. Nope! And neither will a lot of other people!
  • Fri, 15:52: Why can't we all just get along?Because it's no fun at all, especially when it comes to getting along with political conservatives
  • Fri, 16:11: The idea of owning a brand new eco friendly house with an eco friendly yard gives me a millennial mental orgasm! Not gonna happen!
  • Fri, 16:12: Being born in 1978, I'm almost a millennial. Maybe I'm just millennial in spirit!
  • Fri, 16:17: I'm a millennial. I don't want a mansion. I want a small house in a really good location that's environmentally friendly!
  • Fri, 16:23: Biodegradable things are generally good but biodegradable houses are probably a bad idea.
  • Fri, 18:16: Is it called Pastimes because it makes you feel nostalgic? Is it called Pastimes because it’s where you go to... https://t.co/fU8MhVZCVO
  • Sat, 00:47: Us liberals are nice enough to include people who are hurting. Now we need to be mean enough to keep the republicans from winning!
  • Sat, 00:52: Donald Trump is proof you can win an election by promising to bring back a bunch of obsolete jobs that don’t do anything useful!
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Nov. 10th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Thu, 13:15: Q: What do you call a bunch of blue collar Republicans standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
  • Thu, 13:20: Q: What do you call a vocational school for Republicans? A: A great big waste of time and money!
  • Thu, 13:27: A lot of these white male Republicans in the Midwest like blow jobs because they think it’s the only job worth having!
  • Thu, 13:31: I never finished college because I couldn’t handle it. I never really got good at a trade because I knew it was a waste of time.
  • Thu, 13:39: I deserve Donald Trump’s money more than he does! So do the rest of you! NO JOKE!
  • Thu, 13:48: Q: What’s the difference between the Trump Administration & dog shit? A: At least dog shit don’t stink after it turns old & white
  • Fri, 10:48: This is me after I make jokes about putting Donald Trump in a blender! No matter what anyone does to me, I’m... https://t.co/0Pz3PSzwBY
  • Fri, 10:56: If this was my last name, I would probably change it even in a city that’s as “fuquad up” as Lima, Ohio! Fuqua... https://t.co/FAm2QmMCaq
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Nov. 9th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Wed, 12:36: Q: What’s the difference between an unemployed white male in the rust belt and a pizza? A: At least a pizza can feed a family!
  • Wed, 12:45: Q: What’s the difference between the Trump Administration and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket!
  • Wed, 14:11: Q: Why do men’s eyes get red after sex in Steubenville, Ohio? A: Because they just got sprayed with pepper spray!
  • Wed, 15:44: 🌲 🌲 The only good kind of skyscrapers is a tall tree in the forest 🌳 🌲 🌳
  • Wed, 15:56: Q: What do tornadoes and Republicans have in common? A: It only takes one to ruin a good institution! 😊
  • Wed, 16:04: In Hollywood you never know if men's eyes are red because of drugs or whether they got pepper sprayed by a victim! Ha!
  • Wed, 19:39: If someone hates cats, I don’t want to live with them!
  • Wed, 19:43: I need more likes on my Republican jokes!
  • Wed, 19:49: Q: Why do people in the Trump Administration stink? A: So blind people can hate them too!
  • Wed, 19:52: Q: What do you call top officials in the Trump Administration when they’re running down a hill? A: Jail Break!!!
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Nov. 8th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Tue, 12:23: The cat at work appears better today. It's a relief because no one could get her in the carrier to go to the vet!
  • Tue, 12:24: I really do want to see the world burn today even though I want to not want it!
  • Tue, 17:23: In Europe they have it right. There's almost no single family homes and almost no tall buildings. Everything is about 4 stories!
  • Tue, 17:37: A year ago tonight I went to bed feeling excited and hopeful. The next morning I literally wanted to just kill myself! REALLY!
  • Tue, 17:38: A year ago tonight, our nation lost all common sense and did the stupidest thing it possibly could have!
  • Tue, 17:39: A year ago tonight, people went to the polls and did something I just can't talk about!
  • Tue, 17:43: I'm feeling very down tonight remembering who we elected a year ago this evening! It still hurts like yesterday!
  • Tue, 17:45: I'll never forget where I was and what I was doing a year ago today. I remember everything!
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Nov. 7th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Mon, 13:07: Sometimes I wish those flag waving cop loving coal mining anthem singing pie eating jerks knew what I live with on a daily basis!
  • Mon, 22:25: My big problem is I WANT to do nasty political rants even though I KNOW it’s wrong and I KNOW it makes me feel awful!
  • Mon, 22:28: I want to not WANT to say such trash online. I also want to not WANT eat so much! I’m not having much success!
  • Mon, 22:34: We don’t need to revitalize downtown areas in the rust belt. We just need regional governments and urban forests!
  • Mon, 22:36: I envision turning most of the downtown areas into urban forests,especially in the rust belt where downtown is an outdated concept
  • Mon, 23:00: I always love going to an interesting gazebo in a shitty Ohio town. If I take a selfie next to a nice gazebo,... https://t.co/k8jwqQxQA9
  • Mon, 23:25: The high rises in downtown Akron are interesting to me but part of me is looking forward to the day when they all come down.
  • Mon, 23:28: Ohio needs tech startups in people’s spare rooms. It does NOT need outdated office buildings!
  • Mon, 23:51: I wanted to look something up on the internet real bad but I completely forgot what it was. I hate that!
  • Tue, 00:02: Any time you build a building more than five stories, construction costs go up astronomically. I never knew 5 was a magic number!
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