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Jun. 13th, 2017 01:24 am Let's Restore Order By Losing Our Marbles!

I still think our government is trying to save our country by throwing it out the window entirely! It's a little bit like trying to save money by literally putting it into a paper shredder. In a way I get it and in a way I don't.

Are they really that exasperated or are they just casually putting money in a paper shredder because they think it will actually save money. Do they actually expect me to put my hard earned money into a paper shredder too? Do they actually expect me to be okay with it?

Maybe they actually think it's reasonable to save the country by deliberately throwing it all out the window as fast as they can! If things DO work out, it will be in spite of them, not because of them but they will still take the credit and want to throw it out the window even more!

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Jun. 13th, 2017 01:04 am Sometimes You Can Get Away With Losing Control!

Unfortunately sometimes things are going to happen whether you are a nice person or not.

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Jun. 13th, 2017 12:16 am Just To Play Devil's Advocate!

From New Orleans to Ohio, historic preservation involves preserving EUROCENTRIC architecture as opposed to African or Native American or East Asian or Middle Eastern architecture.

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Jun. 11th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Sat, 13:40: Green Sperms https://t.co/UhfecrLcxD
  • Sat, 13:42: I had another dream last night where my mom and I decided to open up a hardware store but then we couldn't find anything in our store!
  • Sat, 13:46: I'm not going to be 40 in September, just 39! I still have a whole year left in my 30s! LOL!
  • Sat, 13:49: I had another dream last night where it didn't bother me that my city became all Muslim but the I hated constant prayer on the loudspeaker.
  • Sat, 13:54: I had another dream last night where I was trying to invent a religion where we were obligated to literally shout... https://t.co/4oTC7UoQUO
  • Sat, 13:56: I should invent environmentally friendly spray paint so people can deface property in an environmentally friendly manner!
  • Sat, 14:14: Studies show that being bad-tempered and pessimistic helps you to earn more, live longer and enjoy a healthier marriage. Good for me!
  • Sat, 14:18: https://t.co/EcfARpHam5
  • Sat, 14:23: Sometimes I'm being BOTH sarcastic AND serious! I have different sides to my personality!
  • Sat, 15:06: Believe it or not, that's Prospect Avenue being built over two or three levels of train tracks, pedestrian tunnels… https://t.co/jby1ryPdkE
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Jun. 10th, 2017 11:22 pm Unexpected Amazingness

Many years ago I had a special friend with a special energy.

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Jun. 10th, 2017 01:40 pm Green Sperms

Last night I dreamed that people were doing all kinds of sexual bad things in front of me and the sperm and semen was literally green. It was messed up.

I tried to stay out of the way but that green spooge got all over me. I was both very surprised, very disgusted and slightly turned on all at the same time.

In my dream I tried to leave the situation but I just couldn't move. I've never had a dream like that before!

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Jun. 10th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Fri, 22:33: It's like we're all getting old way too quickly!
  • Fri, 22:39: The suspense of the NBA finals is killing me and I don't even like basketball.
  • Fri, 22:55: Now THAT'S How I Would Avoid The Authorities! https://t.co/rWSi3TnuBm
  • Fri, 23:12: It's more important for me to be a good person than a nice person.
  • Fri, 23:20: I think I have thoroughly exhausted the internet of pictures of the one train a day either way Cleveland to... https://t.co/vPM91NWxOo
  • Sat, 09:43: This was one of the freight delivery tunnels under downtown Cleveland back in the day. I'm pretty sure it's been f… https://t.co/pHGHICBJsD
  • Sat, 09:50: This was an underground bathroom for maintenance people and workmen under Huron Road in downtown Cleveland. It's a… https://t.co/mA5if4Ubuw
  • Sat, 10:32: @HuskerFox Happy Belated Birthday!
  • Sat, 10:55: If we all had automated electric flying cars, we wouldn't even NEED roads or railroads.
  • Sat, 11:05: If we do automation right, a lot of people won't even needs jobs OR a purpose in life. That's almost exciting!
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Jun. 9th, 2017 10:58 pm Now THAT'S How I Would Avoid The Authorities!

I saw on television that one of the mob bosses avoided the authorities by walking around in public wearing a bathrobe and slippers and pretending to be crazy.  It worked well for decades!

If I were doing some really bad things, I would act as crazy as possible and do whatever I could to make the jury sympathetic to me.  I wouldn't want to go to jail no matter what kinds of bad things I did!

Can you imagine someone shaking you down for money who is wearing a bathrobe and slippers?  I imagine it would not be hard to hide a machine gun under a bathrobe.

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Jun. 9th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

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Jun. 9th, 2017 08:32 am What A Revelation!

Last night I dreamed that shit really does taste like shit and that's why people use the term "tastes like shit!"  In my dream it was such a revelation to me that shit tastes like shit.  I mean stinky cheese can smell horrible but taste really nice at the same time.

Excrement, on the other hand, does not taste like rose petals.  Excrement is not stinky cheese!  It doesn't smell bad but taste good.  Shit smells like shit but shit also tastes like shit.  You can't convince yourself it's chocolate pudding because it doesn't smell like it and it doesn't taste like it but some people are truly gullible just the same.

In my dream I was trying to do a better job of convincing people that shit really does taste like shit but it just didn't seem like they were getting it.  Simon the dog really does enjoy eating shit no matter how hard you try to stop him.  Then his breath smells like shit afterwards.  It really does!  Sometimes it's like if they want to eat shit, then let them eat shit!  Especially since they seem to like it so much!

I tried all kinds of stupid things when I was younger.  In my dream it was such a revelation that shit really does taste like shit.  I did not need to dream that.  I already know that.

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