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Jul. 16th, 2017 11:23 pm Old Lady Proof!

To help combat the opioid epidemic, the government has made it really hard for doctors to write a prescription for a handicapped parking permit, especially for old ladies who need a walker to get around.

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Jul. 16th, 2017 11:07 pm Why Sick People Are So Mean Sometimes

It's much easier to yell insults at people than it is to figure out how to put what you want into words. It's also easier to yell insults at people if you don't know what you want. This is why sick people can be so mean sometimes!

I know I have problems figuring out what I want sometimes and I definitely have problems putting it into words sometimes. The difference is I usually let things work themselves out instead of yelling insults at people!

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Jul. 16th, 2017 10:13 pm A New Way To Irritate The Postal Worker!

Some of my clients have been the most antisocial people you can imagine over the years and I think it's rubbing off on me.

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Jul. 16th, 2017 06:37 pm Another Hospital Nightmare!

I dreamed last night I was dying in the hospital because all my organs were shutting down and everyone was assuming that I overdosed again.

To be honest I wasn't sure what had happened but this was it and I wasn't going to make it and everyone was asking me "What kind of idiot are you? Were you born that way?" The thing was I didn't remember doing anything!

It was truly a hopeless situation and it seemed like people were just as happy to have me gone anyway! At that point, part of me also just didn't care anymore!

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Jul. 16th, 2017 05:40 pm Post Survival Politics

How will we survive? Who cares!?!

Survival is a bit of an outdated concept anyway. It's all or nothing, my friend!

If we had wanted survival, we would have NEVER voted for Trump!

I personally think this planet would be much better without humans!

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Jul. 16th, 2017 05:30 pm If You Don't Like It, Don't Be A Cop!

No one ever forced them to become police officers and then they complain about the way they are treated.

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Jul. 16th, 2017 12:48 pm I Need The Right To Feel Safe When I Get Nasty

If someone like a truck driver or another blue collar type gets rude to me, it would be nice to be able to say whatever I want for as long as I want without feeling threatened by them!

People take it out on me and sometimes I just wish I could just misbehave toward other people Scott free as well!

Sometimes I really wish I could take it out on the garbage man too. Those guys really piss me off sometimes! As a home health aide, people just take it out on me and I don't threaten them.

That's why I sometimes take it out on other blue collar workers and sometimes I can really go off on them and tell them I don't want to hear it when they talk back to me! I just don't like feeling threatened by them when I end up completely going off on them! At lot of times they really did deserve it!

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Jul. 16th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets

  • Sat, 17:08: I swear, some of those truck drivers on the road deserve to have me beat the shit out of them but I can't bring myself to do it!
  • Sat, 19:37: If I wanted to be especially offensive, I would name my child Kutomba Wewe. It means "fuck you" in Swahili!
  • Sat, 20:11: I swear. When I get to be old and senile, I'm going to say, "What kind of idiot are you?" and then I'll ask you for a favor!

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Jul. 15th, 2017 12:00 pm My tweets


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Jul. 14th, 2017 07:59 pm My Fake News For The Day!

A Donald Trump spokesperson wants you to believe that he's running an empire that happens to have certain evils on board but he is NOT deliberately running an evil empire so to speak! He really is doing his best to provide quality service to the American people given what he's got to work with!

I'm not sure what the difference is between an empire with evils instead of an evil empire! It's just more doublespeak!

I guess I'm not good at fake news. That's why I wipe butts for a living as my day job!

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